Articles

To My Heart Helium

When I saw you for the first time, the ray of light forgot to intersect the retina and intersected before the instead. So, I have to use concave lens.

Darling! Please believe me my love towards you is like pure acid. If you want to test it, and then use a blue litmus paper, it will change to red. I still remember the first day you touched me, that day 1000 joules of energy was produced. Darling! I am waiting you like zinc pieces in a Wolfe’s bottle. Please come into my life. Like dilute hydrochloric acid. So, our love will produce hydrogen gas. Helium be sure that my love won’t change like acceleration due to gravity and weight at different places, it will remain constant like mass. If you believe in Newton’s law of Gravitation then “my love is directly proportional to the product of two (yours and mine) masses and inversely proportional to the distance between us.

Helium, if your answer is negative, it is sure that my superior venacava and inferior venacava will not be able to collect impure blood from upper and lower part of the body. I may extinct like dinosaurs and others. I cannot build a Taj Mahal for you but I can be a dangerous virus like Aids and anthrox and kill the people of the world by damaging the cell including me.

Darling! I will be waiting for your answer till Haley’s Comet appears again, till the Sun completes its rotation around the Galactic center and forever. Bye!

Your’s Loving Hydrogen!